wud like to be having sex w a cute boy rn

lameimpasta:

concert looks: anything that will make the girl next to you feel threatened and will get you laid by your fave band member

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horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

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enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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